Chocolate Thunder


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102 Reviews


Bud Size: Small – Medium – Large
Ratings: (AAA++)
Texture: Semi-Dense & Perfect Cure
Flavour: Chocolate / Coffee / Earthy / Fruity / Nutty / Sweet
Medical Usage: Appetite / ADD / Depression / Headaches  / Insomnia / Pain / Stress
THC: 23 – 28% CBD: >1%
Batch: July 22, 2023


Earn up to 458 Points.


Chocolate Thunder (AAA++) Sativa Dominant Hybrid Cannabis Strain From Bulk Buddy’s Curated Online Dispensary in Canada.

Chocolate Thunder is a sativa-dominant strain that roars with robust chocolate flavour. This bud is a cross between Chocolope & the notorious Alaskan Thunderfuck. Besides a sweet smoke, it comes with a long-lasting & mentally acute high that’s sure to impress even veteran cannabis users. Surprisingly for a sativa, can also provide thorough pain relief. Chocolate Thunder’s THC content has been measured at between 17% & 25%.

Chocolate Thunder’s flowers are marked by a small to medium size & a tapered, spade-like shape. Despite their mostly sativa genetics, the buds have a dense & compact indica-typical structure. The small, tightly-coiled leaves are a mossy green & are twisted through with curly brown & orange pistils. Finally, Chocolate Thunder’s flowers are crowned with a sprinkling of cloudy white trichomes.

On the first inspection, Chocolate Thunder’s flowers emit a cloyingly sweet odour with a slightly toasted, nutty scent. Another whiff may pick up on some yeasty, bread-like notes as well. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers, meanwhile, yields an intensely spicy kick. When it’s burnt in a pipe or a joint, this strain’s smoke tends to be smooth & mild on the inhale. Flavours of cocoa & some slight fruit may emerge on the exhale.

Those who have tried Chocolate Thunder say it unlocks creativity and can be mildly trippy, giving inanimate objects a new appearance or new meaning, meanwhile inspiring you with the energy needed to accomplish whatever you want.

Chocolate Thunder begins working relatively quickly, striking the smoker with a buzzy or dizzy feeling in the head. This rush may come along with some odd physical tics like an increased pulse around the eyes & lower forehead or an increase in salivation. As they become accustomed to these physical tics, consumers may note that Chocolate Thunder intensifies their thoughts, lending a new gravity to certain ideas or concepts; some inanimate objects may even take on a new fascination that they might not otherwise have. As such, Chocolate Thunder can be a good way to work on analytical tasks involving problem-solving skills or concentration on minute details. Alternatively, it can help lift inhibitions on creative thinking for those working on open-ended projects like crafting or brainstorming sessions. In some circumstances, the strain may have psychedelic sensory properties as well, leading to phenomena like slight visual or auditory hallucinations; many consumers also describe a strange feeling of time passing more slowly. Those who are so inclined can bask in these trippy effects by immersing themselves in a spacey playlist or turning on a visually absorbing movie. Because of a relatively low indica influence, Chocolate Thunder’s energy tends not to melt into weighty physical sedation, even as the high wears on. Instead, smokers can take advantage of the bud’s energy by engaging in some light to moderate physical exercise. The strain can also be a great social lubricant, helping to enhance conversation with a group of friends — or even among relative strangers. Because of its mostly upbeat characteristics, this is one strain that’s best enjoyed during daylight hours. If toked just before bed, it’s liable to keep smokers awake & wired.

Chocolate Thunder can also have several applications for medical cannabis patients. The feeling of focus that comes with its onset can help those with attention deficit disorders to concentrate on single tasks. Its uplifted mood may also help to temporarily relieve the symptoms of mild to moderate stress & depression. Physical benefits include chronic pain relief as well as anti-inflammatory properties that can address discomforts ranging from indigestion to headaches. Because its early cerebral effects may bring about a recursive, obsessive pattern of thinking, Chocolate Thunder is not recommended for patients who are prone to paranoia who have a low THC tolerance.

Seeds of this strain are not available for sale online; as such, prospective home growers should take clippings from mature, healthy plants of the strain in order to propagate clones. Once obtained, these plants can be grown indoors or out, although success outdoors calls for a semi-humid climate with daytime temperatures between 70 & 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Chocolate Thunder’s plants tend to grow tall & branchy & may call for occasional trimming. This strain flowers within about 9 to 10 weeks when grown indoors.

A delicious daytime treat, Chocolate Thunder is worth sampling for its complex cocoa-accented flavour alone.


3.5 Grams, 7 Grams, 1/4 Ounce, 1/2 Ounce, 1 Ounce, Quarter Pound, Half Pound, Pound

102 reviews for Chocolate Thunder

  1. Aiden T. (verified owner)

    Smell very very sweet and a lot like Alaskan thunder fuck, really smooth smoke & a great energetic high!

  2. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Beautiful looking bud for a even better price

  3. Anonymous (verified owner)

  4. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Good but dry

  5. Anonymous (verified owner)

    One of my new favourites

  6. Sammantha (verified owner)

    Wow.. such a pretty purple! Very dense and full of crystals. Goodnight! 😅

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  8. Corrigan Anderson (verified owner)

    Excellent!!!! Tastes nice right after supper

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  11. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Amazing price

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  13. Dylan Larkin (verified owner)

    Another great sativa

  14. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Very good kush for the price! The buds are trimmed better then some of the aaaa I’ve ordered from this site

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  16. Marilyn (verified owner)

    As always the product is superior!

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  19. Trevor (verified owner)

    This stuff made wesley willis’ “Rock and roll macdonalds” listenable.

  20. Dita Gracewood (verified owner)

    not bad good taste

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  22. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Amazing kush

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  31. Randy (verified owner)

    love it- will buy again.

  32. Matthew (verified owner)

    Supply was not available.

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  36. Anonymous (verified owner)

    The smell the flavours the high it’s off the hook was unexpected straight 🔥

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  38. Karine G. (verified owner)

    Beau ,moin compact que j’aurais cru

  39. Keihan (verified owner)

    Loved it

  40. Ashley R. (verified owner)

  41. Colby W. (verified owner)

    Love it, fast shipping

  42. Kurt7825 (verified owner)

    Dense buds with good crystal coverage. Seems to be more of a creeper but hits very good

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  48. Corrigan A. (verified owner)

    Had a lady friend like this, just perfect for the afternoons 😉

  49. Arthur Doucette (verified owner)

    VERY good, smokes lovely

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  53. Justin (verified owner)

    Really awesome for the price

  54. Tennyson J. (verified owner)

    Far from disappointed

  55. Xtothec (verified owner)

    The only thing wrong with this is that it’s a bit stemmy but really not enough to take off a star amazing stuff !!

  56. Donovan C. (verified owner)

  57. Erik W. (verified owner)

    Super good for a setiva

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  60. Bruce11 (verified owner)

    Decent bud. Good tight nugs. No shake. Good burn. Gets me baked & tastes good! Try this strain out!

  61. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Cant complain for the price it does the trick and had a pretty nice trim job and it burns nice to.

  62. Damien (verified owner)

  63. David (verified owner)

    As a descendant of Chocolate Thai, I liked this one before I even smoked it! But after trying it the result is the same. Love it!

  64. Matthew (verified owner)

    Great stuff, get it when you see it

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  66. Mark Davison (verified owner)

    So I was totally surprised that it only took a day to get to Hope BC, the weight was on point, so a QP for $205 is a awesome deal! it looks exactly like it’s pictured, very smooth and tastes amazing. Totally pleased with my purchase and will be back soon.

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  68. Kerry Winsor (verified owner)

    Good stuff for sure

  69. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Great price…smokes good…smells ok…needs more curing time

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  72. Jamie M. (verified owner)

    Very good savitva a must try for all the chocolate and savitiva lovers

  73. william paul (verified owner)

    High quality bud👌

  74. Robel Weldegebriel (verified owner)

    Very surprised with the quality/price point!

  75. Logicskush (verified owner)

    it went out of stock before i got to leave a review last. i ordered this on september 3rd and for aaa it was great! fair trim with a great taste and smell as well as burned nice.

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  77. darrin miller (verified owner)

    Really good, comes on nice n strong…

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  80. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Honestly didn’t even feel it, and I roll cigarette sized puffs!

  81. terrence brown (verified owner)

    Excellent taste

  82. Anonymous (verified owner)

  83. Jay64 (verified owner)

    Very dry, faint aroma/flavor profile, hairy buds, not a great batch for me. 😞

  84. Robert R. (verified owner)

    Nice flavourful buds, great smoke!

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  88. Douglas (verified owner)

    Very tasty

  89. Eric Snow (verified owner)

    Amazing flavor on this one

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  91. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Nice smell, looks great, burns good

  92. William P. (verified owner)

    Tastes just like a sweet chocolate bar I really like this one The tri-combs are very beautiful on the skittles type NUG lol I’d buy again

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  97. Andrew (verified owner)

    It was ok. Had to smoke a bit more than usual, but might just not be right for me. Everything else including price bud appearance and smell and a very swift delivery is five stars.

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  99. buddy514 (verified owner)

    Really good stuff. It’s not the strongest smelling one. Perfect for keeping a low profile. I’m surprised, the effect is very pleasant. It’s a good shit and it makes you feel like talking non-stop.

  100. borderG (verified owner)

    Not my favorite smell or taste but thats just me. Very herbal earthy smell and taste a lil bit of sweet.

  101. Lyndon Toews (verified owner)

    Prettiest decent

  102. Natural Healer (verified owner)

    I quite liked it. Two of my favorites combined. Nice sativa for daytime use. Nice hard nuggets. Burns well. Would buy again.

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