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Chocolate Thunder


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35 Reviews

Bud Size: Small – Medium
Texture: Semi-Dense & Sticky – Beautiful Colours
Flavour: Chocolate / Coffee / Earthy / Sweet / Nutty / Fruity
Medical Usage: Appetite / Depression / Headaches  / Insomnia / Pain / Stress
THC: 18 – 26% CBD: >1%
Batch: June 3, 2021

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Chocolate Thunder AAA+ Sativa Cannabis Strain From Bulk Buddy’s Curated Dispensary

Chocolate Thunder is a sativa-dominant strain that roars with robust chocolate flavour. This bud is a cross between Chocolope & the notorious Alaskan Thunderfuck. Besides a sweet smoke, it comes with a long-lasting & mentally acute high that’s sure to impress even veteran cannabis users. Surprisingly for a sativa, it can also provide thorough pain relief. Chocolate Thunder’s THC content has been measured at between 17% & 25%.

Chocolate Thunder’s flowers are marked by a small to medium size & a tapered, spade-like shape. Despite their mostly sativa genetics, the buds have a dense & compact indica-typical structure. The small, tightly-coiled leaves are a mossy green & are twisted through with curly brown & orange pistils. Finally, Chocolate Thunder’s flowers are crowned with a sprinkling of cloudy white trichomes.

On the first inspection, Chocolate Thunder’s flowers emit a cloyingly sweet odour with a slightly toasted, nutty scent. Another whiff may pick up on some yeasty, bread-like notes as well. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers, meanwhile, yields an intensely spicy kick. When it’s burnt in a pipe or a joint, this strain’s smoke tends to be smooth & mild on the inhale. Flavours of cocoa & some slight fruit may emerge on the exhale.

Those who have tried Chocolate Thunder say it unlocks creativity and can be mildly trippy, giving inanimate objects a new appearance or new meaning, meanwhile inspiring you with the energy needed to accomplish whatever you want.

Chocolate Thunder begins working relatively quickly, striking the smoker with a buzzy or dizzy feeling in the head. This rush may come along with some odd physical tics like an increased pulse around the eyes & lower forehead or an increase in salivation. As they become accustomed to these physical tics, consumers may note that Chocolate Thunder intensifies their thoughts, lending a new gravity to certain ideas or concepts; some inanimate objects may even take on a new fascination that they might not otherwise have. As such, Chocolate Thunder can be a good way to work on analytical tasks involving problem-solving skills or concentration on minute details. Alternatively, it can help lift inhibitions on creative thinking for those working on open-ended projects like crafting or brainstorming sessions. In some circumstances, the strain may have psychedelic sensory properties as well, leading to phenomena like slight visual or auditory hallucinations; many consumers also describe a strange feeling of time passing more slowly. Those who are so inclined can bask in these trippy effects by immersing themselves in a spacey playlist or turning on a visually absorbing movie. Because of a relatively low indica influence, Chocolate Thunder’s energy tends not to melt into weighty physical sedation, even as the high wears on. Instead, smokers can take advantage of the bud’s energy by engaging in some light to moderate physical exercise. The strain can also be a great social lubricant, helping to enhance conversation with a group of friends — or even among relative strangers. Because of its mostly upbeat characteristics, this is one strain that’s best enjoyed during daylight hours. If toked just before bed, it’s liable to keep smokers awake & wired.

Chocolate Thunder can also have several applications for medical cannabis patients. The feeling of focus that comes with its onset can help those with attention deficit disorders to concentrate on single tasks. Its uplifted mood may also help to temporarily relieve the symptoms of mild to moderate stress & depression. Physical benefits include chronic pain relief as well as anti-inflammatory properties that can address discomforts ranging from indigestion to headaches. Because its early cerebral effects may bring about a recursive, obsessive pattern of thinking, Chocolate Thunder is not recommended for patients who are prone to paranoia who have a low THC tolerance.

Seeds of this strain are not available for sale online; as such, prospective home growers should take clippings from mature, healthy plants of the strain in order to propagate clones. Once obtained, these plants can be grown indoors or out, although success outdoors calls for a semi-humid climate with daytime temperatures between 70 & 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Chocolate Thunder’s plants tend to grow tall & branchy & may call for occasional trimming. This strain flowers within about 9 to 10 weeks when grown indoors.

A delicious daytime treat, Chocolate Thunder is worth sampling for its complex cocoa-accented flavour alone.


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35 reviews for Chocolate Thunder

Based on 35 reviews
  1. Aiden T. (verified owner)

    Smell very very sweet and a lot like Alaskan thunder fuck, really smooth smoke & a great energetic high!

  2. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Beautiful looking bud for a even better price

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  4. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Good but dry

  5. Anonymous (verified owner)

    One of my new favourites

  6. Sammantha (verified owner)

    Wow.. such a pretty purple! Very dense and full of crystals. Goodnight! 😅

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  8. Corrigan Anderson (verified owner)

    Excellent!!!! Tastes nice right after supper

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  11. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Amazing price

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  13. Dylan Larkin (verified owner)

    Another great sativa

  14. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Very good kush for the price! The buds are trimmed better then some of the aaaa I’ve ordered from this site

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  16. Marilyn (verified owner)

    As always the product is superior!

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  19. Trevor (verified owner)

    This stuff made wesley willis’ “Rock and roll macdonalds” listenable.

  20. Dita Gracewood (verified owner)

    not bad good taste

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  22. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Amazing kush

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  31. Randy (verified owner)

    love it- will buy again.

  32. Matthew (verified owner)

    Supply was not available.

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