Grease Monkey

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67 Reviews

$11.00$350.00

Bud Size: Small – Medium – Large
Texture: Semi-Fluffy & Perfect Cure
Flavour: Diesel / Earthy / Nutty / Pungent / Skunky / Sweet / Vanilla
Medical Usage: Appetite / Headaches / Inflammation / Insomnia / Nausea / Pain / Stress
THC: 17 – 25% CBD: >1%
Batch: Nov 5, 2022

  • 3.5 Grams
    $11.00
  • 7 Grams
    $20.00
  • 1/2 Ounce
    $39.00
  • 1 Ounce
    $75.00
  • Quarter Pound
    $190.00
  • Half Pound
    $350.00
  • Pound
    $650.00
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Grease Monkey Indica Dominant Weed Strain From Bulk Buddy’s Curated Online Dispensary Store in Canada.

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who have given us standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone while providing some subtle mental stimulation. Carries a sweet and musky flavour profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family. Its potency has been measured at between 25% and 30% THC.

Grease Monkey’s buds have a characteristically indica appearance, with dense and solid buds of medium size. The flowers adhere in elongated, conical shapes. The leaves themselves appear pale green and are shot through with hairy, dark orange pistils. Perhaps most impressively, sticky white trichomes cling like frost to the inner and outer surfaces of the buds, accounting for this strain’s trippy effects and making it very difficult to break apart without the help of a grinder.

Flowers of Grease Monkey from Bulk Buddy give off an odour that is simultaneously sweet and skunky. The influence of Chemdawg and Sour Diesel — by way of parent strain Gorilla Glue — are clear in the astringent, fuel-like top notes. On closer inspection, a more complex sweetness becomes evident.

Consumers may pick up on some creamy vanilla aromas, alongside a yeasty, bread-like base. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers yields a bit of spice and pepper, evidence of OG Kush in the parent strain Girl Scout Cookies’ background. Gives off a smooth smoke when combusted; it tastes distinctly like vanilla with the clashing flavour of gasoline. Smokers looking to keep their consumption discreet should beware, as this can be a particularly pungent flower.

Grease Monkey eases users into its high, starting with a faint pressure in the face, particularly around the eyes and temples. Within minutes, it radiates a warmth that spreads through the core and limbs, pulverizing lingering muscular tension. As they feel relaxed, smokers may also notice that their powers of perception are also sharpened. External stimuli like sights or sounds may take on new dynamics. Furthermore, a cerebral mindset may take over, making users jump from one thought to the next. These trippy, thoughtful effects can lend themselves to a free-flowing conversation or simply daydreaming. As the high wears on, Grease Monkey’s indica side takes over, pinning users in place and leading them to engage in more passive activities like watching TV or eating — in fact, has especially been known to stoke hunger. Although higher doses of the strain can pull users into a deep sleep, in average amounts, it is a good choice for morning or daytime use, providing a good balance of mental and physical effects.

Just as it has many recreational uses, Grease Monkey also has a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for the symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression, taking the edge off of patients’ frazzled day-to-day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can prove to be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. High enough doses can counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.

Exotic Genetix has made seeds of Grease Monkey available online for those who wish to grow it themselves. It can be successfully cultivated indoors or out, although outdoor growing environments should maintain constant humidity and daytime temperatures between 72 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Plants can grow tall but can be kept at a manageable height if growers trim and prune branches early on in the vegetative stage. It flowers within 8 to 9 weeks when grown indoors and offers a high yield of flowers. This can also be a very stinky grow and those looking to keep their operations under wraps should invest in odour control measures like exhaust fans.

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3.5 Grams, 7 Grams, 1/2 Ounce, 1 Ounce, Quarter Pound, Half Pound, Pound

67 reviews for Grease Monkey

  1. Corrado (verified owner)

    This bud is pretty good tastes great and has high thc witch I like cuz I have a extremely high tolerance since I’ve been smoking for 27+ years

  2. Ariel (verified owner)

    Supppper gassy bud, smoke’s well. Felt pretty wired, definitely a hybrid

  3. natasha jurgens (verified owner)

    Very tasty and skunky grass. Very sticky and potent, would buy again. Buds are small to medium and dense. Highly recommended if you like strong, stanky dope.

  4. Tyler Seed (verified owner)

    would guy this again stinky strong buds cant go wrong here

  5. Karlosss (verified owner)

    Is gasy and do the job .go for it.

  6. Budster (verified owner)

    I like this batch has a skunky gassy smell that i really like good potency just lil buds is all other than that its good smoke

  7. Dylan Dangerfield-Holmes (verified owner)

  8. Aaron (verified owner)

    Really nice, bang on grease monkey in every way. Great pheno. It’s a little chem tasting. Would buy again.

  9. Lyle (verified owner)

    Dank ……DANK .

  10. Anonymous (verified owner)

    smells like a skunk, which is good

  11. Anonymous (verified owner)

    odeure bizarre

  12. Jason (verified owner)

  13. Tony A. (verified owner)

    One of the tastiest from the different varieties I ordered. Highly recommend it!

  14. Bill (verified owner)

    Alright

  15. Shane W. (verified owner)

    Didn’t receive my package and that was last Thursday I order 5 different oz and I messages bb and i didn’t get email back yet

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  17. Anonymous (verified owner)

    After a week + in the jar this stuff was fire . This order I got was one of the best I got from BB . I praised this batch of grease monkey , can’t wait for some more . Love the vanilla nutty terps this flower has . Super white ash , resin rings all day.
    BB keep killing it

  18. Kyle (verified owner)

    Wasn’t the biggest fan of this strain high was decent def wasn’t sticky or slightly sticky as advertised and not much for nose

  19. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Love this stuff

  20. Kris Mayes (verified owner)

  21. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Fire !!! If you love Grease Monkey you are going to love this batch , I loved the last batch but I think this one is just as good if not better . Really greasy flowers , that amazing hazelnut / vanilla cream / dank terpene profile , stupid dank . Almost AAAA in my opinion. Super smooth and tasty and burns white ash . 5 stars all day

  22. Lyle (verified owner)

    pungent strong tasty, I would get it again

  23. Anonymous (verified owner)

  24. frank (verified owner)

    yet to try

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  29. Jeremy N. (verified owner)

    She’s greasy boys…real greasy
    This one is definitely a high triple , beautiful smoke smooth and clean white ash 👌

  30. mysterious-alex (verified owner)

    I was most impressed with how smooth of a smoke this is. tastes great too, and gets you ripped.

  31. Tannabis (verified owner)

    This is really good stuff for the price. Definitely hits cerebrally.

  32. Shaudenik (verified owner)

  33. Lyle (verified owner)

    Fluffy and contains seeds 1st time ever from this site

  34. Anonymous (verified owner)

  35. Kim Field (verified owner)

    Very tasty and sticky, gave me a good buzz. And like always Fast shipping I usually get my order in 3 business days and I live north of 60°. BB Is awesome 👍👍

  36. Emil (verified owner)

    Great product great price. I was ordering from big companies with a prescription and I was paying astronomical amounts until I found this company.

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  38. 420 (verified owner)

    👍

  39. Antoine Hotton (verified owner)

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  43. Michelle (verified owner)

    Smooth smoke.

  44. 420 (verified owner)

    My 2nd order. Love this strain.

  45. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Love this strain

  46. Caroline Stewart (verified owner)

    Very pleased with the product, I do however want to let you know there are many pieces of green string amongst the buds.

  47. Jon B. (verified owner)

  48. nosliwekim (verified owner)

    Great looking smoke, Smells nice, Rosin yield average

  49. Bud man (verified owner)

    Not bad to

  50. Anonymous (verified owner)

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  52. Anonymous (verified owner)

    usually a great strain, the buds were pretty but a tad discolored and smelled a little damp not as gassy as usual still ok smoke though

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  55. 420 (verified owner)

    As always great price, great buy.

  56. Snipist (verified owner)

    Phenomenal taste and high clean white ash but the bag appeal looks like the local outdoor all-in-all I can’t believe the quality of this for 12 bucks per 3.5 is a score!!!

  57. Anon (verified owner)

    It’s a little drier than I usually like but it still tastes really good and gets you pretty damn cooked. Only reason I’m rating 4star is because there is better strains for less from BB. Still keep up the great work BB love y’all !!

  58. Albert (verified owner)

    Pretty good

  59. Jordan Kube (verified owner)

    Super sweet vanilla smell I like it

  60. Talon95 (verified owner)

    Very impressed so glad I found this site the quality is great

  61. fidelcashflow (verified owner)

    grabbed some of this last time and out of the 4 strains i got, this one was the best tasting, although the burn wasnt the greatest, was slightly black at times… but all in all not a bad smoke i’d say 4/5 stars but no complaints for the price, def still worth it

  62. MrNiceGuymf187 (verified owner)

    Worth it can’t go wrong 👍🥴

  63. jerome sabourin (verified owner)

    First Strain i wouldn’t get again. Buds were too moist.

  64. MrNiceGuymf187 (verified owner)

    👍🥴$ always good n can’t beat that BB price

  65. BulkBuddy555 (verified owner)

    I’m a Grease Monkey fan and this is good bud – has the traditional Grease Monkey flavour, nice nugs, trim could’ve been better but nothing to complain about. Burns white – good flush, cured perfect. I found this batch better than when I’ve tried it previously from BB, and better GM taste. Smell is weaker than the high 😉😊😁

    Thanks BulkBuddy! 👍✌

  66. Mercdogstunna

    All the hybrids on this site are honestly amazing!

  67. Magneto

    Insane

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