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Grease Monkey

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29 Reviews

Bud Size: Small – Medium
Ratings: (AAA+)
Texture: Semi-Dense & Perfect Cure/Semi-Sticky
Flavour: Diesel / Earthy / Nutty / Pungent / Skunky / Sweet / Vanilla
Medical Usage: Appetite  / Headaches / Inflammation / Insomnia / Nausea / Pain / Stress
THC: 20 – 28% CBD: >1%
Batch: May 19, 2021

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Grease Monkey AAA+ Indica Dominant Weed Strain From Bulk Buddy’s Curated Dispensary.

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who have given us standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone while providing some subtle mental stimulation. Carries the sweet and musky flavour profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family. Its potency has been measured at between 25% and 30% THC.

Grease Monkey’s buds have a characteristically indica appearance, with dense and solid buds of medium size. The flowers adhere in elongated, conical shapes. The leaves themselves appear pale green and are shot through with hairy, dark orange pistils. Perhaps most impressively, sticky white trichomes cling like frost to the inner and outer surfaces of the buds, accounting for this strain’s trippy effects and making it very difficult to break apart without the help of a grinder.

Flowers of Grease Monkey from Bulk Buddy give off an odour that is simultaneously sweet and skunky. The influence of Chemdawg and Sour Diesel — by way of parent strain Gorilla Glue — are clear in the astringent, fuel-like top notes. On closer inspection, a more complex sweetness becomes evident.

Consumers may pick up on some creamy vanilla aromas, alongside a yeasty, bread-like base. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers yields a bit of spice and pepper, evidence of OG Kush in parent strain Girl Scout Cookies’ background. Gives off a smooth smoke when combusted; it tastes distinctly like vanilla with the clashing flavour of gasoline. Smokers looking to keep their consumption discreet should beware, as this can be a particularly pungent flower.

Grease Monkey eases users into its high, starting with a faint pressure in the face, particularly around the eyes and temples. Within minutes, it radiates a warmth that spreads through the core and limbs, pulverizing lingering muscular tension. As they feel themselves relax, smokers may also notice that their powers of perception are also sharpened. External stimuli like sights or sounds may take on new dynamics. Furthermore, a cerebral mindset may take over, making users jump from one thought to the next. These trippy, thoughtful effects can lend themselves to a free-flowing conversation or simply daydreaming. As the high wears on, Grease Monkey’s indica side takes over, pinning users in place and leading them to engage in more passive activities like watching TV or eating — in fact, has especially been known to stoke hunger. Although higher doses of the strain can pull users into a deep sleep, in average amounts, it is a good choice for morning or daytime use, providing a good balance of mental and physical effects.

Just as it has many recreational uses, Grease Monkey also has a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for the symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression, taking the edge off of patients’ frazzled day to day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can prove to be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. In high enough doses can counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.

Exotic Genetix has made seeds of Grease Monkey available online for those who wish to grow it themselves. It can be successfully cultivated indoors or out, although outdoor growing environments should maintain constant humidity and daytime temperatures between 72 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Plants can grow tall but can be kept at a manageable height if growers trim and prune branches early on in the vegetative stage. It’s flowers within 8 to 9 weeks when grown indoors and offers a high yield of flowers. This can also be a very stinky grow and those looking to keep their operations under wraps should invest in odour control measures like exhaust fans.

Weight

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29 reviews for Grease Monkey

4.5
Based on 29 reviews
  1. Corrado (verified owner)

    This bud is pretty good tastes great and has high thc witch I like cuz I have a extremely high tolerance since I’ve been smoking for 27+ years

  2. Ariel (verified owner)

    Supppper gassy bud, smoke’s well. Felt pretty wired, definitely a hybrid

  3. natasha jurgens (verified owner)

    Very tasty and skunky grass. Very sticky and potent, would buy again. Buds are small to medium and dense. Highly recommended if you like strong, stanky dope.

  4. Tyler Seed (verified owner)

    would guy this again stinky strong buds cant go wrong here

  5. Karlosss (verified owner)

    Is gasy and do the job .go for it.

  6. Budster (verified owner)

    I like this batch has a skunky gassy smell that i really like good potency just lil buds is all other than that its good smoke

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  8. Aaron (verified owner)

    Really nice, bang on grease monkey in every way. Great pheno. It’s a little chem tasting. Would buy again.

  9. Lyle (verified owner)

    Dank ……DANK .

  10. Anonymous (verified owner)

    smells like a skunk, which is good

  11. Anonymous (verified owner)

    odeure bizarre

  12. Jason (verified owner)

  13. Tony A. (verified owner)

    One of the tastiest from the different varieties I ordered. Highly recommend it!

  14. Bill (verified owner)

    Alright

  15. Shane W. (verified owner)

    Didn’t receive my package and that was last Thursday I order 5 different oz and I messages bb and i didn’t get email back yet

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  17. Anonymous (verified owner)

    After a week + in the jar this stuff was fire . This order I got was one of the best I got from BB . I praised this batch of grease monkey , can’t wait for some more . Love the vanilla nutty terps this flower has . Super white ash , resin rings all day.
    BB keep killing it

  18. Kyle (verified owner)

    Wasn’t the biggest fan of this strain high was decent def wasn’t sticky or slightly sticky as advertised and not much for nose

  19. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Love this stuff

  20. Kris Mayes (verified owner)

  21. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Fire !!! If you love Grease Monkey you are going to love this batch , I loved the last batch but I think this one is just as good if not better . Really greasy flowers , that amazing hazelnut / vanilla cream / dank terpene profile , stupid dank . Almost AAAA in my opinion. Super smooth and tasty and burns white ash . 5 stars all day

  22. Lyle (verified owner)

    pungent strong tasty, I would get it again

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  24. frank (verified owner)

    yet to try

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  29. Jeremy N. (verified owner)

    She’s greasy boys…real greasy
    This one is definitely a high triple , beautiful smoke smooth and clean white ash 👌

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